Sometimes I think I am carrying a sign that says "Tell Me Everything About Yourself that I Never Wanted To Know." Take today for instance, I'm at the gym, grabbing my stuff from the locker room when some woman, who I know works out with the same trainer I do, but other than a casual greeting of "Hi" have never spoken with, asks me if my workout was horrendous. At first, I didn't realize she was speaking with me. "Hello, changing into my street clothes here... only my sister and L are allowed to talk to me while I'm putting my pants on." So I say, no I had a good workout. Which was apparently her cue to launch into a description of her recent "tummy tuck" and "lift" she had done 6 weeks ago. Why? Why are you telling me this? For that matter, why are you telling me and the 5 other women who are also in the locker room this? OMG No I do NOT want to see the scar on your abdomen! People, I can NEVER unsee that. I now, know that a tummy tuck is "worse than her two c-sections" which she is telling me as I walk away from her. Seriously, I am walking away, back turned and she is still talking to me about this. I'd be willing to bet that after I escaped she was telling the other unsuspecting women about her "Lift". What she had lifted I don't know, I ran away before she could launch into that or god forbid show me that incision. The last thing I heard drifting out the doorway was that working out before surgery really helps with the recovery. Now I can attest to that, because I have personal experience with that... want to see the scar?
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