Yes, I've been reduced to having conversations about
mice. Certainly there are worse things I
could be reduced to discussing but since I seem to be on a killing spree this
seems appropriate. Does that nursery
rhyme start "Three Dead Mice, see how they run..."
Not very far.
Today I peeked into the utility room and yes there is an
abundance of death. Which makes me
wonder how this happened and having the imagination I do this is what I
pictured.
Mouse 1: Hey Joey, it's your turn to get the take out. Go on, go, but make it snappy. No pun intended
Mouse 2: Yah ok, I'm going
Twenty minutes later:
Mouse 1 to Mouse 3:
What the heck is taking Joey so long.
I betcha he's eating all the takeout without us. *sigh*
I'll go check on him. Gimme a
couple minutes.
Mouse 1 peaks into the utility room. "Awww man, Joey I was only kidding with
the snappy remark, you went and got yourself killed. Now what.... ooohhh what's
that.... peanut butter, mmmm
<SNAP>
Mouse 3: Jeez those
guys are always having fun without me.
Sneaks into the utility room. Da
da da da... ohhhh they don't look so... hey is that peanut butter I smell? <SNAP>
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Mmm. Peanut butter.
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That guy should have a blog. Hilarious! And also terrifying.
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