Friday, October 24, 2014

October 24, 2014 - Conversations of Mice and Well Mice

Yes, I've been reduced to having conversations about mice.  Certainly there are worse things I could be reduced to discussing but since I seem to be on a killing spree this seems appropriate.  Does that nursery rhyme start "Three Dead Mice, see how they run..."

Not very far. 

Today I peeked into the utility room and yes there is an abundance of death.  Which makes me wonder how this happened and having the imagination I do this is what I pictured.

Mouse 1: Hey Joey, it's your turn to get the take out.  Go on, go, but make it snappy.  No pun intended

Mouse 2: Yah ok, I'm going
Twenty minutes later:

Mouse 1 to Mouse 3:  What the heck is taking Joey so long.  I betcha he's eating all the takeout without us.  *sigh*  I'll go check on him.  Gimme a couple minutes.

Mouse 1 peaks into the utility room.  "Awww man, Joey I was only kidding with the snappy remark, you went and got yourself killed. Now what.... ooohhh what's that.... peanut butter,  mmmm <SNAP>

Mouse 3:  Jeez those guys are always having fun without me.  Sneaks into the utility room.  Da da da da... ohhhh they don't look so... hey is that peanut butter I smell?  <SNAP>

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  1. Mmm. Peanut butter.

    Go over to amazon and check out the Rat Zapper. I don't think I can properly describe the product description video. Besides sort of bizarre and mostly awesome and pretty funny.

    1. OMG did you see this review? Burnt Fur

  2. That guy should have a blog. Hilarious! And also terrifying.