During this discussion I apparently put on my invisible “tell me everything about you I never wanted to know” hat, because she shared that when she goes through airport security she inevitably gets wanded because her piercings show up. Oh and if she has all of her piercings then she gets pulled to the little room where I managed to get her to not tell me what happens there. Mind you she doesn’t have that many piercings; she saw a show the other day where a guy (whom she described as being nutty) has 300 piercings in his penis. That bit of trivia has resulted in an inordinate number of inappropriate and unanswerable questions to race through my head all afternoon. Ok maybe in the grand scheme of things the 5 – 10 piercings (I’m guessing) she has aren’t really that many, but HELLO you set off the airport screening devices and have to get wanded EVERY TIME. I think that’s a sign that maybe you have one too many. I’m just saying.
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